Bob Saget

 
THE 21ST QUESTION:
Let's settle another urban myth once and for all. Alanis Morissette's bitter breakup anthem, "You Oughta Know," was allegedly about a certain actor on Full House, either you or Dave Coulier. Can you finally come out and admit that you're Mr. Duplicity?

SAGET:
I'm sorry to say that's not in any way true. I did sleep with a few members of 'N Sync, but that's something I'd prefer to keep private. I met Alanis a few times and she's a very, very lovely girl, but I've never dated her. To my knowledge, the song was a composite of a couple of people that disappointed her, not just one person. Now, if you're asking whether I ever had inappropriate sexual relations with Dave Coulier, our relationship was strictly professional. John Stamos and I have held hands. In fact -- and this is entirely true -- we held hands and I believe my head was on his shoulder during an Elvis impersonator's act in Vegas. We were up all night and he fed me because I'd had too much to drink. And then we spooned in his hotel room and he woke up in the morning and said to me, "Oh, my god, it feels like a piece of shit took a shit in my mouth." I probably shouldn't have told you that story because I just got in trouble for telling another story about him and his mom got upset. I need to learn how to shut the fuck up.

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