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By Rob. Walton
Six, voiced by Carmen Electra on the Sci Fi Channel's Tripping the Rift, is the hottest, sexiest and most advanced android ever created. The science officer of starship Jupiter 42, she's designed to have more sex than a dorm full of college freshman. Her programming enables her to fake more than 2,000 types of orgasms in more than 600 languages. Though she is smart enough not to have to resort to innuendos or lewd come-ons as the solution to every dilemma, it is a testament to her seductive prowess that she manages to copulate her way out of trouble as often as she does. Her pleasures are countless, but her dislikes include sand in her Vaseline and always being the smartest one on the ship. Her secret ambition is to be a science 'droid that has rockin' sex instead of a sexbot that knows how to spew technobabble. In an exclusive Playboy.com interview, Six unloads about space sex and her far-out girl parts.
1. What species makes the best lovers?
Six: The seven-holed Aurillian sex bunnies on Ejaculus 6.
2. Have you ever had zero-gravity sex?
Six: Yes, but it's hard to go down when there is no down.
3. Being a 'droid, do you have any unique sex tricks?
Six: I can detach my jaw to accommodate any size object.
4. Are you good in bed?
Six: Yes, the bed, a counter top, floor, any flat surface really.
5. What's the most unusual place you've had sex?
Six: Hopefully I haven't had it yet.
6. Any nicknames for your girl parts?
Six: Fun chute, rocket launcher, whopper eater.
7. What's your favorite sexual act?
Six: It begins with an "A," or my A, so to speak.
8. Do you prefer giving oral sex, or receiving oral sex?
Six: I'm only programmed to give.
9. What's your favorite part of the male anatomy?
Six: Any part I can reach with my tongue.
10. Do you like to talk dirty while making love?
Six: I have four settings for that: a) Dirty talk, b) Really dirty talk, c) Locker room raunchy, and d) non-stop profanity
11. Ever have a three- or more-some?
Six: I once had a 17-some at a Star Trek convention.
12. What celebrity would you most like to have sex with?
Six: Woman: Pamela Anderson. Man: Hugh Hefner. Even though I have been programmed with over 200,000 sex "scenes" from four different galaxies, I'm sure I could learn something new from him.
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